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The Jaguars took a young defense and added the two best defensive free agents available, Calais Campbell and A.J. The Ravens were second with a DVOA of -15.4%. Last season the Jaguars made the jump from 15th in pass defense DVOA to first. He could latch onto the nose tackle like a bull and hang on for longer than eight seconds. No longer was he undersized, known only for getting out in screen passes in Chip Kelly’s offense. The Super Bowl winning genie played the best football of his life as the anchor on the best offensive line in football last year. Instead, here I am, still, and still without a nose piercing. I want to drill a hole in my nose, dye my hair blonde, buy enough white t-shirts to last me my entire life, and move to California. Some days, when I’m nauseated with post-modern city living, I want to do the same. Alvin Kamara should never be winded.Īdditionally, Kamara has a bullring septum piercing. The most carries he had in a game last year was 12. Kamara is a 10 carry/10 target a game player. Hopefully Mark Ingram hanging out in the penalty box won’t change how Kamara is used next season. He had a DVOA of 36.4%, and a DYAR Of 278. Last year Kamara caught 81 of his 100 targets for 826 yards. Constantly, defenders are diving at legs, taking boots to the chest, and falling off. Then, out of nowhere, Alvin Kamara rose from the horizon.Īs a runner, it’s nearly impossible to hit Kamara in his chest. Since that time I’ve always fallen hard for running backs who can both run and catch, but other than LaDainian Tomilson (who I never cared for after he sat out an AFC Championship Game), there hasn’t been a running back who could do it quite like Marshall. On Sundays, we’d go to the racetrack and I’d watch Sunday Ticket on a little horse race television and see Faulk and his big binky mouthpiece eviscerate defenses. I would take this knowledge to the video games and hit the right trigger or R1 and find Faulk in the flat, spin away from an outside linebacker, and then run forever. The importance of a running back who could catch and run was the first smart football thing I learned from my father. The Rams’ blue and yellow jerseys were the same color as my elementary school. When I was a baby boy, Marshall Faulk was my favorite player.

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This, plus a below average offensive line, and we have the makings of some exciting quarterback play. Keenum’s air balloon passes may never come down. Even though he won’t replicate last year, I’m still excited as hell to watch Keenum in that Rocky Mountain wasteland. The glass slipper was probably a Croc all along. These are all things he had never done before, and things he will probably never do again. He completed 67.6% of his passes and averaged 7.1 net yards per pass, which ranked 8th.

Last season KEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUM was the most efficient passer in football. Below are my eight favorite players in the NFL who don’t play in Houston. I need to shed the coils of this esoteric cloister. Filling your Top 8 with your cousin, or your brother, or heaven forbid your mother, gets you shoved into the urinal and knocking little yellow clumps off your shirt, your baritone beaten, your binder knocked out of your hands, your rings stomped on, your carefully divided papers ripped in half, and phalluses redrawn into rocket ships and Toucan Sam on your folders. This cork board covered in photos stuck with tacks is reserved for friends, people outside the square topped with a triangle and a rectangle puffing smoke. This octagon isn’t for loved ones, though. Watt to come crawling out of that machine sailing through the fields of time, collective patience for Deshaun Watson to come scrambling back into our televisions and into our hearts, lugubrious special teams, and Lamar Miller weight loss tips. I love DeAndre Hopkins’ stretchy one-arm spider catches, Jadeveon Clowney doctor’s notes, Bill O’Brien not going for it on fourth down in playoff games or running draws on third and eight, injury lamentations, desire for J.J. I think the Houston Texans are my favorite football team.